growing up as a jdub had a lot of annoying things involed with it..one of my favs was..HAVEING A POOL!!! this is what went through every familys mind in my hall...well well ..the so and so family have a pool and its hot out and we having nothing to do ...SOOOO lets go swimin!....um mommy the smiths r in our back yard again ..and now they r swimming ...oh dont worry , go get them a towl from the pool house..this is how it started , then it got worse and worse...we are thirsty wah..we want to play with the video games ..what are we a community centre all of a sudden...oh oh now they r getting really nervey..WE ARE HUNGRY!!! well i guess u might as well stay for supper ...do u have enough? yes we do..GRRREEEEAAAT!!! they loved us soo much all they wanted to do was be with r family...or was it just bc we have a pool and they have nothing better to do..i was hoping there was somthing bad about swimming so they could all get DF and we couldnt have them over anymore..i mean put up with them when they showed up...oh joy of joys, this religion is the only place that u have to be associated with ppl that u would normally never even talk to ...u think the pool is bad...part 2 of this story is called...WHEN A JEHOVAHS WITNESS FAMILY OWNS A COTTAGE!!
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I HAVE A POOL!!!!
by tazmanian russel ingrowing up as a jdub had a lot of annoying things involed with it..one of my favs was..haveing a pool!!!
this is what went through every familys mind in my hall...well well ..the so and so family have a pool and its hot out and we having nothing to do ...soooo lets go swimin!....um mommy the smiths r in our back yard again ..and now they r swimming ...oh dont worry , go get them a towl from the pool house..this is how it started , then it got worse and worse...we are thirsty wah..we want to play with the video games ..what are we a community centre all of a sudden...oh oh now they r getting really nervey..we are hungry!!!
well i guess u might as well stay for supper ...do u have enough?
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nightmares
by in a new york bethel minute ini grew up having nightmares about armageddon, satan and, most of all jehovah.
i am 25 now and i still get nightmares, and they're always about these same things.
i was wondering if my brain is overactive, or if other people on this site get nightmares about things they learned as a witness.
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tazmanian russel
my nightmares are about my hair turning like that of a "SPIRITUALY MINDED YOUTH" or that i stop crossing the fine line between drinking and being drunk....but when i was a witness my biggest nightmare which became a reality once was going to a party , then the next day in service ringing on the door bell of the girl that u were "heavily petting" the night before
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touched by a circuit overseer
by in a new york bethel minute inhi im new here... this is my first new post.. first off, ever notice how packed the hall gets when jesus i meannnnnn the circuit overseer comes to visit?
why do people try so hard to impress him?
can he get our dead relatives out of purgatory?
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tazmanian russel
They like touching..it seems to give them a feeling of being superior to u...Once an elder came up to me and rubbed my sideburns saying" whats this"? He is very overweight so i felt like rubbing his tummy saying "whats this"
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THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN A Kingdom Hall...
by WildTurkey inthings you never hear in a kingdom hall...
hey!
it's my turn to sit in the front roll.. .
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tazmanian russel
our congregation picnic lands on the easter weekend this year....it will be the biggest egg hunt ever!
young brother smith..your dress and grooming is very... F@#$% SWEET!!
notice the beutifull pictures in this weeks study..dont we appreciate all the effort made to put all these hidden pictures of satan and demons in our articels!!!...(clapping)